A Full Service Survey
Who Are You?
Name: keith
Zodiac Sign: capricorn
Rising Sign: say what?
Birth Year: 1987
Birthplace: kirriemuir, angus, scotland
Hometown: kirrie
Is your Hometown a small town, rural town, suburb, city, or inner-city: i'm from the hood
Are you the eldest, middle, youngest or only child?: middle
Heritage: scottish
What Do You Look Like? hot
Hair Color: light
Eye Color: green
Skin tone: blue
Face Shape: face shaped
Height: 4'2
Weight: 300lbs
Shoe size: boats

What Makes You Tick
What aspect of your personality do you like best? everything
Which aspect of your personality do you like the least? everything else
What are some things about other people that annoy you? you'll need to be more specific
What are some things about you that might annoy people? nothing man
When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up? a hippie
What is your favorite time of day? three minutes past eight in the evening
Are your parents still together, never were together or divorced: divorced
How do you handle arguments/disagreements with other people? peacefully, i'm a lover not a fighter
Would say you are more extroverted or introverted? i'm a very shy kind of guy, can't you tell?
Are you spiritual? If yes, is your spirituality influenced by organized religion? i'm a firm believer in scientology
Name one of your physical traits that you would change if you could: have you seen me? i guess it would be sweet if i could pull off darker hair so that certain fuckwits wouldn't keep calling me barbie
Name one of your physical traits that you really like: my face
Name something you’d like to do before you die: everything
If you could back in time to any point of history, where would you go and why? i wouldn't
Have you ever experienced anything supernatural? nothing that can't be explained by hallucinogenics uh
Are you close to your family members? not really
Name some things in life that you are afraid of? anything with more than four legs
What is your biggest life issue right now? i need a job

What Do You Like?
Colors: blue i guess
Scents: slutty perfume
TV Channels: porn
Cars: cheap ones
PC Games: do i really seem like that kind of guy?
Snack Foods: chips mostly
Beverages: soda
Game Consoles: no
Concerts: no to this too
Conversation Topics: you can pick that
Newspapers: no no no
Magazines: once again, no no no
Flowers: do i seem that gay?
Radio Stations: radio sucks
Jewelry: chains
Restaurants: mcdonalds
Clubs: none
Websites: www.yourmom.com
CDs: i'm hip enough to download
Vacation spots: here is a vacation spot
TV commercials: i hate them all equally
Radio Commercials: radio sucks, i hate these even more than tv commercials
Museums: fuck off
Stores: cheap ones
Outdoor Activities: sex

Do You Like...
Seafood? yes
Sushi? yes
Mexican Food? yes
Italian Food? yes
Chinese Food? yes
Japanese Food? yes
German Food? yes
Greek Food? yes
Polish Food? yes
Mongolian Food? yes
Barbecue? yes
Cajun Food ? yes
Soul Food? yes
Vegan Food? yes
Cake? yes
Cheese? yes
Jalapenos? yes
Artichokes? yes
Caesar Salad? i think
Anchovies? by now
Rabbit? we have
Deer? discovered
Bison? that
Lamb? if it's edible
Duck? i'll eat it

Do You Play...
Baseball? no
Softball? no
Basketball? yes
Football? yes
Hockey? yes
Soccer? this was what i meant by football
Monopoly? i cheat
Checkers? no
Chess? no
Scrabble? yes
Trivial Pursuit? god no
Poker? do i look like a rich man?
Guitar? yes
Flute? no
Clarinet? no
Piano? i could try
Violin? uhhh no